Fishy goings on

We have a rather nice garden pond with some rather nice fish in it, Well we did have! About eight have gone, as they are not likely to have wandered off, We assume they have been stolen. As we have no otters, we are think the thief is a heron. Husband chops has gone into protection mode, purchasing a water based heron scarer and a wildlife camera thing. The scarer has a motion detector that triggers a loud clicking noise and a spray of water. So far it has sprayed me, the dog, husband, next doors cat and a large crow. We also have HD quality photos of .......My arse, Husband peering myopically at the camera and a squirrels leg.  But no more fish have gone-probably because the heron is sitting in a tree laughing at us and our pathetic endeavours.
    I have been purchasing tiny clothes for the upcoming granddaughter,  I'm so chuffed it's a girl as I don't know what you do with baby boys. Plus boys clothes are sooo boring, and I love pink, stereotype or not. Mum and dad to be, seem pretty chilled with it all, which is good.  Youngest daughter and her new Mrs are also rather excited too.
  We have spent lots of time in the garden, Me sorting out plants, himself building another Heron fast food joint, sorry, pond. We are managing to keep Keith out of the existing pond, he's just busy chasing bees and getting stung, Dog with a swollen nose. Oh dear.