Me Myself and I

....The Cure. One of the bands delivered to me with my husband, like a dowry. He gave me immaculate vinyl all covered in protective plastic sleeves. I gave him scratched and dusty but loved anyway.   Well things waffle along in our little house. Garden plans are afoot, a trellis enclosed secret area, while the interior takes on its dusty summer neglected look- Why would I clean when I can sit outside slurping coffee and listening to the neighbours Turbo-Monster-Noisefucking-Hellmachine-Lawn mowers? I dislike lawn. In our climate lawn looks nice for two days a year, the rest of the time they are boggy filth or scorched earth yellow!   Our eldest mutt has had a manky toe removed this week....£500! Could have done it myself with a bottle of gin for comfort and some strong scissors, but hey, needs must. Said mutt has a very fetching giraffe print dressing on his foot, Do they give giraffes dog print dressings?   The hedgehog and at least three babies are still lu...